There is a medical
distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having
Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between
them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving
home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a
broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you
flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home
late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both are fatal.
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