What In The F Is Sophia Wearing

I have seen Sophia many many times and she has never looked this bad. What a crappy outfit to try and be incognito in. At least get rid of the 1975 cowboy hat you have on. Next time why don't you just wear a sign that says: "I gained 35 lbs, nothing fits anymore". Hopefully ya bought some dietary supplements and they are in that bag your carrying.