So Here Is The Deal

 A few years ago Chris beat Rihanna in his car before the Grammy's and well has pretty much paid for it every since. Fast forward to a couple of months ago when RiRi totally flirted with Chris at another award show, even going as far as kissing him and she walked down the row of seats. I am sure you can follow the story right? Like how she cried on Oprah and blah, blah, blah. Well Rihanna is pregnant and yes you guessed it, the father is Chris Brown. Look you knuckleheads why do you think he broke up with his girlfriend a couple weeks ago? Why do you think she is in such a rush to get her new album done? Come January they will be back as a couple in the public eye. Like it not, agree with it or not, just doesn't really matter. They are 2 people in love with each other and well hopefully RiRi has a good plastic surgeon for the next time he beats her ASS.  Oh by the way you heard this hear first. And for the record the person that can be thanked for them realizing they love each other and getting back together in the first place, JAY-Z folks.