Thursday, October 11, 2012

Here are some Christmas gifts

The holidays are coming and if your like stupidly rich maybe you can put some of these on your "wish list". My tastes are just a tad cheaper than these items so no need to worry people. On a side note, that Jet Pack would be pretty awesome to have.

The folks in the stadium parking lot won't know what hit 'em! This trailer offers wood and leather furnishings, a flat screen TV, a Blu-Ray player, and a sound system to rival professional clubs. It's also fully stocked with expensive glasses and a one-year supply of Bulleit Bourbon and Bulleit Rye. Oh, sorry, did you want beer and hotdogs for the big game? Dubbed "the most technologically advanced supercar ever," this flashy red vehicle features a 616 horse-powered V8 twin turbo engine and goes zero to 60 in 3.2 seconds. The doors open with the press of a button, and the convertible top goes up and down in seconds. The car comes loaded with gadgets, a luggage set, and a first-class trip to London. Though if you're spending this much on a car we're guessing you could buy your own plane tickets. Four famous chefs—Daniel Boulud, Thomas Keller, Jerome Bocuse, and Richard Rosendale—will prepare a multicourse dinner for yourself and nine guests. Meanwhile, the world's first female Maestra Tequilera (seriously? How could we have applied for that job?) will prepare a tequila tasting. Let's hope you remembered to clean your house.

This massive entertainment system comes encased in calfskin leather and includes racing seats, 24 PlayStation 3 games, a Bluetooth wireless music system, motion-detection camera, and two karaoke microphones. Give this to your kids and you may never see them again. Picture it: you're in the Caribbean enjoying a swim with a beautiful, leggy blonde when suddenly a gang of thugs working for a terrorist organization come racing towards you in expensive, stolen motor boats. They're firing at you! You turn to give your lady one last kiss, strap your arm around her, and BOOM! You engage the throttle on your jet pack and blast off into the sky without a scratch. As works of art, they're pretty. As diamond-encrusted watches, they're gaudy. But hey, they As works of art, they're pretty. As diamond-encrusted watches, they're gaudy. But hey, they come with a first-class trip to Paris and Geneva.


Posted by TazMan at 11:03 AM
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