Rumor has it

 Rumors have been circulating that Blake and her main squeeze Ryan tied the knot a couple of weeks ago. What a shitty rumor, and for some reason I still felt that I had a chance. A couple things are still true: she is still sexy as ever, and still looks good in anything that she wears. You really shouldn't have to wait by yourself so long on that bench. Just say "fuck it" and leave.