Joe is fucking ripped

 So over the weekend Joe showed up to the beach in Miami looking ripped as fuck. I can remember back about 20 years when my abs looked like his. OK so I am fucking kidding, I have never looked like that but I tried. You ladies I am sure know who this man is, he stars in the HBO series, "True Blood". Someone needs to alert this man that he needs a hair cut and shave like fucking pronto. Oh ladies rumor has it this man is off the shelf, he is dating Demi Moore. Eat your fucking hearts out girls.