Tuesday, May 1, 2012

News Of The Day

 The huge news of the day is that Jessica Simpson had her baby. Congrats Jessica maybe now you will lose the 120 lbs you gained from being pregnant and get back to your normal sexy self. For those of you wondering she had a baby girl. 9 lbs 13 ounces, that is one HUGE baby. Guess we can see why she gained so much. The proud parents named her " Maxwell Drew Johnson". I feel sorry for that little girl already I understand the whole "rich" thing but why in the hell would anyone pay $4000 a day to be in a maternity suite?


1 comment:

  1. Can you say OUCH and where are the damn drugs for a baby that big.

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