So Kelly was out just roaming the streets in her bikini the other day and well decided to use a pay phone to make a call. Hey rich people use them phones sometimes also you know. She was actually calling me to check in and see how I was doing. The call sort of went like this:
Kelly - Hey there tazman how are you?
Tazman - I am good and yourself?
Kelly- I am standing here looking like a fool in my bathing suit calling you
Tazman - Well how come your standing there and not over here letting me view that sexy body of yours in that bathing suit?
Kelly -You know its really hot out here and well I am rubbing myself and thinking about you. I wish I was not in public so I could get out of this suit and really do some rubbing.
Tazman - Holly Shit Kelly are you like flirting with me? What exactly are you rubbing and can I help?
Kelly -You only wish Mr. Tazman, but I will say my skin is so soft and I am actually feeling tingly all over.
Tazman - Fuck me, just my luck the lady of my dreams calls me on the phone to fucking tease me, get me all worked up only to tell me I am fucking dreaming. Why couldn't you have called from a Samsung NOTE so I could of seen the action?
So maybe I was dreaming but it sure in the fuck sounded good. And since I will never in this lifetime get a chance to talk to you Kelly I will scream it out like this: Kelly Brook you are fucking BEAUTIFUL.




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