Pam forgot her pants

 The lovely Pam Anderson was out and about yesterday doing whatever it is that she does. Hey Pam not sure if you realized it but you forgot your pants. Not that I am really complaining or anything, I just thought I would let you know. After all these years and all the diseases you acquired your still one fucking sexy Canadian. You really should get dressed next time you leave the house. Than again I suppose being naked is how you really became famous. You know you can be arrested for that type of shit.