On the rumor mill

So the rumor that is a buzz right now is that Katy Perry and Russel Brand are getting divorced. They were both spotted in different locations over the Christmas holidays without their wedding rings. This is only a rumor and you know how rumors are around Hollywood. My thinking is that Katy finally got smart and realized she would never be happy with that CHUMP and is now going to give me a call. Please do Katy I will console you and let you cry on my shoulder. Your one very very SEXY young lady.