The deal of the year

So here is the deal I get it, they say its NOT about the money but in reality it is. Just look at the picture here, Albert is already looking at the sky like he owns the world. He just signed what might make him the highest professional baseball player ever. The only other person to sign a deal this large is A-roid, I mean A-rod. Albert I realize you did it all in St. Louis, but let me ask you this: other than the money what in the FUCK were you thinking when signing with the Angels? You just went from a contender to a nobody. Why would you do such a thing to your family and your fans?
There is no doubt that you are one of the BEST in the game of baseball right now and for the last 10 years but couldn't you have chose a better team to sign with? Are you really that fucking poor that you needed this muck money to play for a bunch of losers? In any case good luck to you on your new team with your new riches, fans and most of all trying to win.