Ashton

 Bro you are fucking lame. I still can't believe they replaced Charlie Sheen with your dumb ass. Your not funny, you have no personality and act like a diva. The only thing that even makes you somewhat cool is you have a HOT older lady for a wife. Other than that your just another lame fucking dude that has money. Sure you have a ton of fans socially but it sure hasn't been able to buy you a sense of humor.

You look like a scare crow they are going to use for a Halloween park or something. With all the money you have at least you could do is fucking shave and get a new hair style. Don't let a cigarette get to close to that hat your wearing your ass will go up in flames.